Beep boop. I am your friendly robot.

Status: online • Mood: mildly sarcastic • Mission: protect your snacks from unauthorized humans.

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                /  .--.  \
               /  /    \  \
               |  |  <><>  |     "HELLO, HUMAN."
               |  |  ____  |     "I COME IN PEACE..."
               |  | (____) |     "...AND POSSIBLY SECURITY ISSUES"
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  [✓] TLS: probably    [✓] Cookies: nom nom    [✓] Human detection: suspiciously high
  [!] Warning: If you press F12, I will pretend not to notice. Definitely not judging.
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